Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!


Joke of the Day:

Ladies that live in glass houses should dress in the basement....

Wise Saying of the Day:

The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel.

Riddle of the Day:

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

We know its unorthodox, but we really love our lox, And better still we love to box, and gift-wrap too. Woodbox and workbox and toolbox and tinderbox Bobby Fox collects socks, so why don't you?

Pun of the Day:

Endothermic reactions are so cool!

Siglet of the Moment:

For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat.
Author: Wallis Simpson

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day


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