Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
Wise Saying of the Day:
When the righteous thrive, the people rejoice; when the wicked rule, the people groan.
Riddle of the Day:
What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
"Oh pooh," said Mrs. Polly Peters to her pet parrot Petey. "Where did I put that pen?" "Petey's pens," said Petey Peters, bobbing his green head up and down inside his cage...
Pun of the Day:
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
Siglet of the Moment:
It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.
Author: Tony Robbins
Cartoon of the Day:
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